The List 
Ah the notorious list that has been talked about all over Lincoln these last few weeks (if not directly referred to...certainly metaphorically spoken about). I did not make this list, although a good share of my close friends are on the leaving portion of this list. It's a major bummer, but as I see it, they just ain't my friends no more if they cain't hold out and be miserably stuck here with me.
I'm kidding. I love Lincoln. And most people on the list.
Thought I'd make that clear since I fooled so many people with the satire in my Minneapolis entry.